Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer: Princess Diana’s death. Question: How come?
Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling) followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles; treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines. This is sent to you by an American, using Bill Gates’s technology, and you’re probably reading this on your computer, that use Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by Indian lorry-drivers, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.....

That, my friends, is Globalization!!

Once upon a time there was a tourist in the Arizona desert and desides to ride a camel! So he gets to the training and the trainer guy said:

To make the camel go say "wow"

To make the camel go faster you say "wow wow"

To make the camel stop you say "Amen"

So he gets on the camel and says "wow"

So the man gets alittle more comftorbale and says "wow wow"

So he is going for a pretty long time and all of the sudden he and the camel come to a huge cliff! so the man forgets how to make him stop so he says

"Darn how to you make this stupid camel stop?"

So he starts to say a prayer so god would help him and once he sayd "Amen" the camel stops right at the edge of the cliff!

The man looks down from a pretty far distance and says "WOW!"